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Top 10 Momisms| blueeyesgg |
Posted: May 01, 2007 11:53 am
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 Board Advisor  Group: Luscious Moderator Posts: 624 Member No.: 38 Joined: January 23, 2007  |
Top 10 Momisms
Quotes you have heard from your mom and are probably using yourself! You've heard your mom say it hundreds of times, you are now saying it. You know what we're talking about those lines all moms seem to have handy when they need the kids to obey. It's hard to pick just ten, so here's our top picks with a few extras thrown in. Why? Because I said so, that's why! I'm going to give you until the count of three! It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt I don't know is NOT an answer I would never have talked to my mother like that I'm not running a taxi service If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Someday your face will freeze like that It hurts me more than it hurts you I love you Money doesn't grow on trees Were you born in a barn? Shut the door Go ask your dad I'm not talking just to hear my own voice I hope someday you have kids that are just like you Bob, Sue, Joe, Frank..whatever your name is..... 
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| BoardQueen |
Posted: May 01, 2007 11:58 am
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 Administrator  Group: The Boss Posts: 4022 Member No.: 1 Joined: January 01, 2007 |
  It's true *goes to write a list of things not to say*But I never say "it hurts me more than it hurts you" (cos it doesn't  ), and "I hope some day you have kids like you" or the face one. Other than that I'm a walking mum cliche!My mum didn't say most of those things though, she just used to backhand me.
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| saywhat! |
Posted: May 02, 2007 05:06 pm
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Board Agony Aunt Group: Luscious Moderator Posts: 684 Member No.: 43 Joined: February 06, 2007 |
Some of my famous lines...
 .Why? Because I said so, that's why!  If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too?!!!  I love you  sMoney doesn't grow on trees  However, I ALWAYS reply with an  and MY children tell me I don't know is NOT an answer  No recollection of my mums sayings, she past away when I was pretty young.
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| BoardQueen |
Posted: May 02, 2007 05:13 pm
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Administrator Group: The Boss Posts: 4022 Member No.: 1 Joined: January 01, 2007 |
When I say "I don't know" my kids go, "oh come on", like I'm just being evasive!
 I suppose I should be glad that they still think I know everything.
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| saywhat! |
Posted: May 20, 2007 06:53 pm
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Board Agony Aunt Group: Luscious Moderator Posts: 684 Member No.: 43 Joined: February 06, 2007 |
...wanna hear something hilarious
When my eldest daughter was about 4-6 yrs old, she USE to say... " Mummy's know everything !!! "   well that was then this is now... as a full fledge teen... now I     
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| BoardQueen |
Posted: May 21, 2007 10:49 am
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Administrator Group: The Boss Posts: 4022 Member No.: 1 Joined: January 01, 2007 |
No shit?
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| lochnessmonster |
Posted: May 22, 2007 01:01 am
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Dreaming  Group: Incubus Posts: 40 Member No.: 82 Joined: May 13, 2007 |
Teen power!
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| BoardQueen |
Posted: May 22, 2007 01:07 am
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Administrator Group: The Boss Posts: 4022 Member No.: 1 Joined: January 01, 2007 |
Yes and ur about to get an extra forum in the bottom category
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| aussielittlebuddy |
Posted: May 23, 2007 10:01 pm
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 Hypnotised Group: Succubus Posts: 111 Member No.: 24 Joined: January 15, 2007 |
yeah go the teens!
Buddy
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| saywhat! |
Posted: June 10, 2007 09:08 pm
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Board Agony Aunt Group: Luscious Moderator Posts: 684 Member No.: 43 Joined: February 06, 2007 |
Rar Rar... my teens slowing gonna see her bf off to College
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| BoardQueen |
Posted: June 12, 2007 10:49 am
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Administrator Group: The Boss Posts: 4022 Member No.: 1 Joined: January 01, 2007 |
Ah well, she'll probably find a better one, and he'll be partying anyway. @ 
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