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 Top 10 Momisms
Posted by blueeyesgg - 05-1-07 11:53 - 10 comments
Top 10 Momisms

Quotes you have heard from your mom and are probably using yourself!



You've heard your mom say it hundreds of times, you are now saying it. You know what we're talking about those lines all moms seem to have handy when they need the kids to obey. It's hard to pick just ten, so here's our top picks with a few extras thrown in.

Why? Because I said so, that's why!
I'm going to give you until the count of three!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt
I don't know is NO ...read more
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 grandma at walmart
Posted by blueeyesgg - 04-18-07 10:48 - 1 comments


A grandmother goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.


A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,"Excuse me,sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?


He says ,"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."


She doesn't believe him but drops it ...read more
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 Family Matters
Posted by blueeyesgg - 04-18-07 10:44 - 4 comments
Family Matters


An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who e ...read more
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 Leave a Message
Posted by blueeyesgg - 04-18-07 10:39 - 5 comments
Leave a Message
boss dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes," came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again th ...read more
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